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Joke of the Day
"What does a selfie stick and a tampon have in common? Both have a cunt at the end of them"
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"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?"
"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."
"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."