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Joke of the Day

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

"Haven't taken a dump in 4 days and I feel fine. Then again, I could just be full of shit."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can't hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed."

"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"

"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."

"Being successful is like being pregnant.. ..Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you've been fucked."

"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."

"According to NASA scientists, black holes were created using The Space Shovel"