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Joke of the Day

"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."

"The stock market has been looking thinner lately. It's lost several Pounds."

"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"

"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"

"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby? The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood."

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"

"A car is just a very small room with wheels"