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Joke of the Day
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
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"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"
"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"
"What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you? Oh, you're a redditor?"
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"
"I just read a bumper sticker that said, ""Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan."" Sent from iPhone."