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"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"
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"Watson: ""Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?"" Holmes: ""DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"""
"Insurance agent to would-be client: ""Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know."
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"
"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."
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"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"
"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"
"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."