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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"
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"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"
"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."
"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"
"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."
"Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the senor discount."
"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."
"Is this why we're in a recession? Because babies were trading our stocks?"
"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."