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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"
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"What kind of porn does Smurfette make? Blue Cocky."
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
"[at my comedy central roast after every joke] That's not true"
"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "
"Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte."
"Yesterday I burnt my food so black... ... it stole my bike."
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"Number one handheld A recent survey indicated that smartphone is the number 1 handheld device.. Penis has slipped to number 2.."