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Joke of the Day

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads. REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers."

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"

"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"

"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."