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Joke of the Day
"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."
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"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""
"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist? Thank god I am not an African kid."
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"
"Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" while a Scotsman says ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"""
"Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares."
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"