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Joke of the Day

"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"

"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."

"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."

"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."

"Why is it that every time I get ahead in life someone arrests me for grave-robbing?"

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."

"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."