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Joke of the Day

"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"

"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"

"What if Bane's mask was really just a cool, elaborate electronic cigarette?"

"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free. Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that? IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits."

"In capitalist America! Bank robs you!!"

"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."

"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."