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Joke of the Day

"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"

"I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds"

"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."

"Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes? They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death."

"What do you call it when you fuck a teenager with a bottle of hot sauce? Srirachatory rape."

"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."