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Joke of the Day
"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."
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"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."
"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
"Have you guys seen the movie called ""Constipation""? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet..."
"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"
"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."
"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."
"No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him."