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Joke of the Day
"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
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"Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head."
"Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters."
"Pasta & Postmodernism What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli? Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta."
"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."
"Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!"
"Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication."
"Once you understand they're unwilling time travelers dropped here moments earlier, the confused actions of squirrels suddenly make sense."
"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"