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Joke of the Day

"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"

"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."

"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"Yesterday my date asked me ,"" how do u view lesbians"" apparently in Full HD was not the right answer"

"Hahaha - Very Funny Joke Boy: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Friend: Then what happened? Boy: Nothing finally She married the postman."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"