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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys seen the movie called ""Constipation""? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet..."

"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."

"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"

"What's your crappiest Pick-up attemp? Me: ""Hey, how much does a polar bear weights?"" Her: o.O ""Wut...idk"" Me: ""Enough to break the ice, I'm NuComer, how you doing?"""

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide."

"You didn't like it. I was gunna tell u a joke about my time machine"

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"