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Joke of the Day
"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."
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"I won my first cage fight last night... Fucking Parrot didn't know what hit it."
"a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn't a rock"
"Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them."
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature."
"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"