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Joke of the Day

"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."

"If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"

"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."

"Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me."

"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."

"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."