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Joke of the Day
"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."
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"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"
"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"
"Oops, I ""accidentally"" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport."
"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"