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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"
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"When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber."
"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."
"My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel. If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them."
"I got caught torrenting ""Free Fallin"", ""American Girl"", and ""Wildflowers"" They charged me with first degree Petty Theft."
"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"
"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."
"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."