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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel. If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them."

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"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"
"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"
"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"
"My girl threw this one at me right before bed: ""Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"" Because they always do a full cavity search!"
"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."
"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"