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Joke of the Day

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."

"If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise."

"A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied ""The weather didn't agree with me."""

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"Why was 9 scared of 10 10 8 4 Ha"

"Waiter waiter there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir it's the fly's day off."

"Titanic be like ""I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"""

"Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying ""Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell."

"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"