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Joke of the Day

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question."

"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."

"A chick with twelve boobs... Sounds crazy, dozentit?"

"999 The devil's in the handstands."

"Donald Trump What a joke!"

"My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore."

"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."

"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."