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Joke of the Day

"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."

"What do you call a dog who digs for bones? A Bark-aeologist"

"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken sedans."

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."

"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"

"How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you? Try to get a long well."

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me"