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Joke of the Day

"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."

"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"My friend asked me if he was gay... I didn't know how to give him a straight answer."

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"Text to wife: ""Would you bring me my "" and my phone suggests ""girlfriend."" My phone is trying to kill me."

"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"

"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"

"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"