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Joke of the Day

"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"

"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"

"Im so proud of one of my friends that happens to be a gay midget. He just came out of the cabinet."

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"

"Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)"

"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person."