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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if he was gay... I didn't know how to give him a straight answer."
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"I'm not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. My dick."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"
"New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone."
"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"
"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."
"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"