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Joke of the Day
"I gave all my dead batteries away today .. .. free of charge !"
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"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"
"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"
"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."
"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."
"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""
"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."
"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."