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Joke of the Day
"I gave all my dead batteries away today .. .. free of charge !"
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"What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish? McBook Eyre"
"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"
"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."
"Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension"
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."
"How do we know God isn't black? Because then he would've said ""I is who I is"""
"What does a German snake say? "