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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."
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"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
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"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"
"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."
"A couple orders a pie at a luxury restaurant The husband eats 4/7 of the pie and the wife the rest. He paid 4.5$ more than her. How much did the pie cost? Answer in comments"
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."