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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."

"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""

"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""

"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."

"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."

"Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes."

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."

"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"