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Joke of the Day
"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""
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"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"
"Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise."
"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"
"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."
"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"
"2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie ""El Chapo: La traicion"""
"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"
"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"
"*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live"