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Joke of the Day

"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"

"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."

"Ted Cruz getting elected."

"Q: Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark? A: Their match wouldn't light."

"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."

"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."

"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."

"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""