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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."
Next Joke
"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."
"What did the seahorse say to the fat man? ""You're fat!"""
"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered."
"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"
"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."
"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."