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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."

"I farted today on the bus... I farted today on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice."

"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."

"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""

"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."

"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die."

"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."

"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."

"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."