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Joke of the Day
"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."
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"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"
"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"
"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"
"If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again."
"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"
"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."
"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents"
"Knock knock... ""Knock knock"" 'Who's there?' ""Doctor"" 'Doctor who?' ""I plan to take that answer to my grave!"""