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Joke of the Day

"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."

"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."

"I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home."

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"

"Whats the difference....? What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage."