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Joke of the Day
"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."
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"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."
"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's grave Turns out he's decomposing"
"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."
"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
"911: what's your emergency? me: what's YOUR emergency? 911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before! me: jk I've been stabbed"
"What is Beethoven's favorite food? Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA"