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Joke of the Day
"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."
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"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America."
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"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."
"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"