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Joke of the Day
"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""
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"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
"When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you."
"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."
"I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo."
"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."
"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair"
"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"