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Joke of the Day

"How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Why do we need change? (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)"

"Inspired by a recent ELI5: ""Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres"", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts? . . A: Elephants"

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"

"We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons"

"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."

"If I don't charge my iPad at the beginning of the week I spend the whole time just trying to catch up to 100%."

"What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border? A Mexi*can't*"

"[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager.. *texts her 47 years later* ""Had a great time the other night :)"""