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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain."
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"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."
"The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says ""I can't serve you, you're off your tits"""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."
"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"
"Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money."
"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."
"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."
"A man has been arrested after a bungled attempted at the theft of a combine harvester, during which he fell into the working parts of the machine. Police expect him to be bailed tomorrow."
"Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East."