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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."

"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."

"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."

"The light at the end of the tunnel better be a damn computer screen"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""

"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."

"Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."