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Joke of the Day
"I met my bae on PirateBay... You could even say I swept her off her foot."
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"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."
"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."
"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."
"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."
"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."
"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"
"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."