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Joke of the Day

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"

"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew? At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum."

"My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack."

"Why did the palm tree win the plant race? It was the first to Sago."

"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."