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Joke of the Day
"How many spiders are in your vagina RIGHT NOW? The answer may surprise you."
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"Trump wins the election"
"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"
"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"
"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"
"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."
"How is sex like air? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""
"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."
"Why did the lesbian cross the street? She was emo."