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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"
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"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"
"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"
"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."
"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."
"She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's their job to help people find their way in dark places! (MASH s1 ep7)"
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."