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Joke of the Day

"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"

"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"I am all for women receiving equal rights and lefts!"

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth? What flavor au jus?"