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Joke of the Day
"How is sex like air? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
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"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."
"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"
"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"
"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"What is a jew on a swing? A annoyance to German snipers."