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Joke of the Day
"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"
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"Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is."
"Glass... tastes like blood."
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""
"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"How many Police Officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, they were too busy beating up the room for being black."
"Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional."