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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hitler a terrible wingman? Because he's dead"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back."

"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"

"People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!"

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"

"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."