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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"
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"Never judge a book by it's cover....."
"(Halloween Party) Friend: What's your costume? Me: I'm dressed as ""A total disappointment"" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah."
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"
"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."
"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"
"What do you get when water washes away dirt? a road"