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Joke of the Day

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"

"Did you hear about the man with no penis? He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking."

"Confucius says: ""Woman who fly upside in airplane have open cockpit."""

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""