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Joke of the Day

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"I am Patrick Cox with Tax Masters I like my women Easy 10-40 EZ"

"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."

"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("

"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."

"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."

"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"

"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"

"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."