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Joke of the Day

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

"Just said ""No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."" I shouldn't be allowed to parent."

"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."

"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"