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Joke of the Day
"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
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"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"My girlfriend told me her head hurt. I said, ""No it doesn't, I really enjoy it."""
"What is the funniest two legged lizard? The stand-up chameleon."
"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son."
"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"