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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
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"My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch."""
"My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not."
"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"