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Joke of the Day

"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"

"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"

"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."

"NutFlick and Chill"

"A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, ""So where's the punch line?"""

"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."